closed 9 X pre 1947 50% silver half crowns

[Troy77]

Hi here I have for auction 125grams of 50% silver in the form of 9 half crowns.

My scales only go up to 100 that's why there is 2 pictures.

If the winner adds a joke to their bid I'll throw in an extra 1.😉

£1 starts the bidding and ends at midnight today.

Current spot price for this amount is just over £27.

Buyer pays postage at level of risk.

Happy Bidding!

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Very symmetrical date😁

[PablosGee]

£1 

I'm bloody terrible at jokes. I'd rather sacrifice the extra half crown in exchange for protection of dignity. 

[Troy77]

Just now, PablosGee said:

£1 

I'm bloody terrible at jokes. I'd rather sacrifice the extra half crown in exchange for protection of dignity. 

Me too😁

[LiquidMetalsUK]

£5 

[PablosGee]

£7.50

Stuff it. 

I rang the Chinese last night. I asked, "do you deliver?" They replied, "sorry no, we do beef, pork and prawn". 

My god I'm so sorry. 

[ilovesilverireallydo]

£20 joke is I am too lazy for slow increments (apology) 

[PablosGee]

£21.00 

The rest of my jokes are all NSFW. 

There's one about the similarities of a pizza delivery guy and a gynaecologist ... but you can google that one (at your risk!). 

[JMTech]

I was in a really nice Indian Resturant over the weekend but recieved some bad news; my naan had fallen into a korma.... terrible I know... 

£21.50

[Troy77]

9 minutes ago, PablosGee said:

£21.00 

The rest of my jokes are all NSFW. 

There's one about the similarities of a pizza delivery guy and a gynaecologist ... but you can google that one (at your risk!). 

Lol I personally like my crusts stuffed😁

[GoldElliott]

£22

I saw my friend from North Korea the other day and asked him how things were. He turned to me and said; can't complain.

[Troy77]

Some guy called me a tool. So I got hammered and nailed his girlfriend. Guess he was right.

[InvestInCoins888]

£25.01

What do you call a donkey with one 🦵?

 

A wonkey

 

(can you tell both my children are under 5?)

 

[Toddie]

£26.50

 

Why did the condom fly across the room? Because it was pissed off.

[Darr3nG]

£27

 

What do you call a dragon with no silver?

a dron.

[Troy77]

Was wondering if there were any silver jokes. Btw I will be asleep when this ends so will have to catch up tomorrow 😁

[Ranger2girls]

My brother is dating twins I said wow how can you tell the apart  he said debbie got blonde hair.......................................

 

 

 

And Dave's  got a moustache 

[CoinStruck]

31 pounds and here is your silver joke.

The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian war party.

The Indian Chief proclaims, “So, you are the great Lone Ranger. In honour of the Harvest Festival, you will be executed in three days. But, before I kill you, I will grant you three requests. What is your first request?”

The Lone Ranger responds, “I’d like to speak to my horse.”

The Chief nods and Silver is brought before the Lone Ranger, who whispers in Silver’s ear, and the horse gallops away.

Later that evening, Silver returns with a beautiful, naked blonde woman on his back. As the Indian Chief watches, the blonde enters the Lone Ranger’s Tent and spends the night.

The next morning the Indian Chief admits he’s impressed. “You have very fine and loyal horse, but I will still kill you in two days. What is your second request?”

The Lone Ranger again asks to speak to his horse. Silver is brought to him, and he again whispers in the horse’s ear.

As before, Silver takes off across the plains and disappears over the horizon. Later that evening, to the Chief’s surprise, Silver again returns, this time with a naked brunette, even more attractive than the blonde. She enters the Lone Ranger’s tent and spends the night.

The following morning the Indian Chief is again impressed. “You are indeed a man of many talents, but I still kill you tomorrow.

“What is your last request?” The Lone Ranger responds,” I’d like to speak to my horse….ALONE.”

The Chief is curious, but he agrees, and Silver is brought to the Lone Ranger’s tent.

Once they’re alone, the Lone Ranger grabs Silver by both ears, looks him square in the eye and says:

“For the last time listen very carefully………. . BRING POSSE!!!!”

 

[Troy77]

6 hours ago, Marc said:

That is so cornet that I cannot let uwinthis auction

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Sorry Marc the auction ended at Midnight, I'll do another tomorrow 😁

[TheSilverForum]

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