GOLDSILVER.BE TERRIBLE !

[PansPurse]

2 minutes ago, 999magnum said:

Does "goin to the ball park" have a different meaning in the UK? 

Well we don't really have ball parks, only ball pits. So it's more like swimming, only lazier

[999magnum]

1 minute ago, PansPurse said:

Well we don't really have ball parks, only ball pits. So it's more like swimming, only lazier

Hmm, sounds mysterious, but safe.

[fehk2001]

8 minutes ago, 999magnum said:

Does "goin to the ball park" have a different meaning in the UK? 

I like MLB , NFL , NBA 

best place to mess about is baseball  

[kimchi]

9 minutes ago, 999magnum said:

Does "goin to the ball park" have a different meaning in the UK? 

We have long been famous worldwide for our innuendo on these fair isles...

then @fehk2001 arrived and blew us all out the water

[fehk2001]

37 minutes ago, kimchi said:

We have long been famous worldwide for our innuendo on these fair isles...

then @fehk2001 arrived and blew us all out the water

u have some coins with me........  seems like you have forgotten about that 

[PansPurse]

43 minutes ago, kimchi said:

then @fehk2001 arrived and blew us all out the water

Phrasing!

[999magnum]

50 minutes ago, PansPurse said:

Phrasing!

Another puzzle...

[PansPurse]

2 minutes ago, 999magnum said:

Another puzzle...

 

[999magnum]

Oh hahaha phrasing!!!

[Jay2]

I've never seen this Archer, except in some pictures. I think now I have to watch it!

[Alex]

Well,they left my 800 pounds worth parcel in the garbage bin outside 

[Jay2]

For everyone who had a problem with a courier's behaviour, I would recommend getting onto the delivery company's live chat and complain or file a compensation claim.

Even if it goes nowhere, it'll be put on record and enough of that'll have an impact, on courier standards and possibly on GSbe's decision whether to use that one again.

[Jay2]

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[fehk2001]

19 minutes ago, Alex said:

Well,they left my 800 pounds worth parcel in the garbage bin outside 

lovely, at least the bin man didn't come that day 

[LittleJohnSilver]

Too much talk of balls in this thread now.......

[LittleJohnSilver]

2 hours ago, Alex said:

Well,they left my 800 pounds worth parcel in the garbage bin outside 

That's insane. That reminds me of a neighbor of mine who ordered something expensive from Amazon or some such site, courier driver got no answer so put it in the wheelie bin that was clearly put outside the main gate because it was bin collection day (bin wagon was actually only a few doors up emptying bins!). Took my neighbour weeks to get that resolved and luckily had CCTV showing the driver doing it.

I've decided.....all bullion parcels are going to be sent to me at my works. We have 24 hour security so there's never a danger of my stuff going walkies.

[kimchi]

9 hours ago, fehk2001 said:

lovely, at least the bin man didn't come that day 

How do you know?

(Spy cam in his bedroom? )

[999magnum]

Bin man sounds so much more refined than garbage man  . I shall call my sanitation engineers BIN MAN from now on!

[kimchi]

7 minutes ago, 999magnum said:

Bin man sounds so much more refined than garbage man  . I shall call my sanitation engineers BIN MAN from now on!

'Sanitation engineers'? What on earth are those?

Is it like our royal family where slaves wipe their bottom for them after the toilet?

[999magnum]

8 minutes ago, kimchi said:

'Sanitation engineers'? What on earth are those?

Is it like our royal family where slaves wipe their bottom for them after the toilet?

Those still exist right? I mean the queen isn't shopping for Charmins herself. That must be nice. I would lay on my back and prop my legs up just like I was a baby.

[PansPurse]

This conversation went weird...

[kimchi]

25 minutes ago, 999magnum said:

Those still exist right? I mean the queen isn't shopping for Charmins herself. That must be nice. I would lay on my back and prop my legs up just like I was a baby.

Only Charles has been confirmed (by the Palace Press Office) to have an official bottom wiper (what would they do without our tax monies?).

The identity of the 'senior royal' allegedly caught 'in flagrante' with a butler has of course not been confirmed (nor denied) - only heavily hinted at

[sovereignsteve]

22 minutes ago, kimchi said:

The identity of the 'senior royal' allegedly caught 'in flagrante' with a butler has of course not been confirmed (nor denied) - only heavily hinted at

male or female?

[LittleJohnSilver]

Just now, sovereignsteve said:

male or female?

ze non binary

[kimchi]

5 minutes ago, sovereignsteve said:

male or female?

It was reported as a senior royal family male, wasn't it?