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SpacedMarine

Random I know but how about a funny meme thread to brighten our day?

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A city boy, Kenny, moved to the country and bought a cow from an old farmer for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the cow the next day.

The next day the farmer drove up and said: Sorry son, but I have some bad news. The cow died.

Kenny replied, Well then, just give me my money back.

The farmer said, Cant do that. I went and spent it already.

Kenny said, OK, then just unload the cow.

The farmer asked, What ya gonna do with her?

Kenny: Im going to raffle her off.

Farmer: You cant raffle off a dead cow!

Kenny: Sure I can. Watch me. I just wont tell anybody she is dead.

A month later the farmer met up with Kenny and asked, What happened with that dead cow?

Kenny: I raffled her off. I sold 500 tickets at $2 a piece and made a profit of $998.00.

Farmer: Didnt anyone complain?

Kenny: Just the guy who won. So I gave him his $2 back.

Kenny grew up and eventually became the chairman of Enron

 

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